So, why are we here? Well, let's see…
It is probably because a goose-stepping, deadbeat dad billionaire is performing a slow-motion coup on the United States. And since we can't challenge him to a fight (or did I do just that?), we thought we'd have some fun at the expense of an individual who cries freedom of speech while simultaneously has skin thinner than DT's hairline.
Is this low-brow and petty? You bet your broligarch ass it is.
But it's all in the name of personal catharsis and an attempt to raise money for the ACLU.
That's right. Proceeds from your personal piñata are going to the best cause we can hope for: Living rent-free in what's left of Twittler's ketamine-soaked synapses.
So pretty please – Order as many of these goodies as you can. Grab a bat, a broomstick, or whatever tickles your revenge bone and take out some good old-fashioned (legal) hostility.
And remember. You can't spell FELON without ELON ;)
“While communism is the control of business by government, fascism is the control of government by business.”
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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Questions?
The CYBERSCHMUCK is currently a pre-order item only (we didn’t make thousands of them yet).
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